by Nicholas Whittaker

Welcome to the [NAME REDACTED] Café Employee F.A.Q. page of the Employee Handbook.

Q: What if a customer is on their phone when they come up to order?

A: If a unique and wonderful customer walks up to your register and they are on the phone, don’t fret. Sit and wait for them to finish. Don’t be frustrated, for all you know it could be Barack Obama letting them know they won a free trip to the Moo...

by JJ Anderson

Ok, listen. I know there are probably endless articles on Adventure Time. I might repeat what's been said a bit. But it has to be said that Adventure Time is one of the most well developed shows around at the moment. Pendleton Ward and his staff of writers know how to weave Comedy and Drama throughout the seasons that their show has been running. First we get introduced to two of the main characters of the show Jake the dog, and Finn the human. Already, the p...

by Nicholas Whittaker

The Late Show Top Ten* Reasons To Grow A Beard

*not endorsed by David Letterman…unless he wants to pay for this article, which he is more than welcomed to do. I know you’re reading this. Hi Dave.

10) You’ll be constantly mistaken for Hugh Jackman. I mean, literally, not a day goes by that a bearded man isn’t mistaken for Renaissance Man, Hugh Jackman. WOLVERINE HIMSELF.

9) It’s a portable air f...

by Michael Rose

I went to Las Vegas when I was 25. I had a great time. I walked the strip, took in the sights, relieved myself in some nicely appointed bathrooms, went to the Adult Video News Awards and gambled a bit. It was fun. That's not what this article is about.

Instead, I want to talk about smoking. Unlike most things, smoking is bad for you. And yet, it remains a popular activity among people of all ages and backgro...

by Glenn Rose

Modern Family is a family comedy that was started in 2009 by Steven Levitan, and Christopher Lloyd who are both known from the show Wings in the 1990s. The show centers around one family that has three different types of families in it. First there are the Dunphy’s, who play the role of the “traditional” family in the show with a mother, father, two daughters and a son. The father (Phil Dunphy) is a bumbl...

The Conjuring

(2013)

Hello Boys and girls and welcome back to Talkin' Talkies With Matt Medina. Today I will be reviewing 'The Conjuring', a movie of which i was hesitant on seeing for more than one reason. 1. I’m not fond of horror movies.... I just don’t like being scared of shit that I know doesn’t exist... Now that’s the only reason, so don’t judge me. But I will say that this movie might have changed that, the reason I say this is because the m...

by Max B

Most of you guys have probably heard of em: that dumb hippy band that your dad used to listen to. They have always been somewhat of a niche group with a stigma surrounding them to non-dead heads.To the un indoctrinated, it can seem like a strange phenomenon, and even a carry similarities to Christian rock, in that there is such a huge culture around it. For Dead Heads, it is not just about the music, it is a way of life (although it is important to note that they ...